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This Quiz Will Reveal The Name Of The Man You Should NEVER Date!
You got: Ethan
Let's just take a second to talk about Ethan. Sure, he's charming and absurdly talented and brilliant. But if you're looking for someone who has the ability to communicate their feelings and who views you as an equal and your emotional responses to his being an ass as valid, you don't want to date an Ethan. Don't date an Ethan. Have you ever dated an Ethan? Talk to us about it in the comments below, and share with your friends to see who they should never ever date!
You got: Robert
It's not Robert's fault that his parents named him Robert. It's not his fault that his only nickname options are Rob, Bob, or Bobby. But there's just something about a man named Robert in this day and age that is so simultaneously careless and condescending as to make him a no-go for you. You need someone confident, and Roberts just seem to be compensating. Don't date a Robert. Have you ever dated a Robert?
You got: Shawn
Listen, we all fell a little bit in love with the brilliant, broody, perfect-haired Shawn of Boy Meets World. He's not going to live up to your expectations, and even if he did, a college-aged Boy Meets World Shawn isn't exactly what you want in a boyfriend. You need someone who knows who he is and can own it and who's going to be a lot more concerned with strengthening your relationship than strengthening his own sense of self.