1. The Perfect SizeHarley Shwadron
"You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airline seats."
2. Lost LuggagePaul Kales
"May I go through again? I'm trying to find something in my purse."
3. Welcome to: NebraskaThomas Bros
"Just Keep Driving.When Something Changes You'll Know You're Out Of Nebraska."
4. Welcome to: HawaiiJohn Caldwel
There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe...And Also Had A Time-Share In Hawaii!
5. Beached OutBob Vojtko for Reader's Digest
"I Hate The Beach.No One Salutes Me."
6. Welcome to: Rhode IslandKim Warp
When Rhode Island Dreams
7. Welcome to: VirginiaP.C. Vey
"In My Day, Virginia Was For People Who Were Just Friends."
8. Welcome to: IndianaThomas Bros for Reader's Digest
"It's Not What You Think...I'm From Indiana."
9. Empty BlanketP.C. Vey for Reader's Digest
"This Looks Like A Good Spot."