Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you’ll get laughs, if not love.

Working it

Working it, the noun project -

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing.

Geek love

Geek love, the noun project

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

Dried fruits

Dried fruits, the noun project

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

Word nerd

Word nerd, the noun project

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. 

Meter man

Meter man, the noun project

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! 

Take two

Take two, the noun project

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

Smooth, dude

Smooth, dude, the noun project

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” 

Action, action

Action, action, the noun project

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

Pun fun

Pun fun, the noun project

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” 


Granted!, the noun project

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

Wheel love

Wheel love, the noun project

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

Read my lips

Read my lips, the noun project

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” 

Baker man

Baker man, the noun project

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

Check, please!

Check, please!, the noun project

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

Speedy reader

Speedy reader, the noun project

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

Medical attention

Medical attention, the noun project

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

Number 2

Number 2, the noun project

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

“I” doctor

“I” doctor, the noun project

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

Brush up

Brush up, the noun project

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

A match made in heaven

A match made in heaven, the noun project

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

Getting directions

Getting directions, the noun project

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

Pro athlete

Pro athlete, the noun project

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.” 

Out of this world

Out of this world, the noun project

“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.” 

Search engine of love

Search engine of love, the noun project

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

One size fits all

One size fits all, the noun project

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

First aid

First aid, the noun project

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Conversation starter

Conversation starter, the noun project

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?” 

Hot off the stove

Hot off the stove, the noun project

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!” 

Let the sunshine in

Let the sunshine in, the noun project

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

Memory problems

Memory problems, the noun project -

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

Originally Published on Readers Digest

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