Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you’ll get laughs, if not love.

Working it

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“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing.

Geek love

Geek love Rd.com, the noun project

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

Dried fruits

Dried fruits Rd.com, the noun project

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

Word nerd

Word nerd Rd.com, the noun project

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. 

Meter man

Meter man Rd.com, the noun project

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! 

Take two

Take two Rd.com, the noun project

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

Smooth, dude

Smooth, dude Rd.com, the noun project

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” 

Action, action

Action, action Rd.com, the noun project

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

Pun fun

Pun fun Rd.com, the noun project

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” 

Granted!

Granted! Rd.com, the noun project

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

Wheel love

Wheel love Rd.com, the noun project

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

Read my lips

Read my lips Rd.com, the noun project

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” 

Baker man

Baker man Rd.com, the noun project

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

Check, please!

Check, please! Rd.com, the noun project

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

Speedy reader

Speedy reader Rd.com, the noun project

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

Medical attention

Medical attention Rd.com, the noun project

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

Number 2

Number 2 Rd.com, the noun project

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

“I” doctor

“I” doctor Rd.com, the noun project

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

Brush up

Brush up Rd.com, the noun project

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

A match made in heaven

A match made in heaven Rd.com, the noun project

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

Getting directions

Getting directions Rd.com, the noun project

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

Pro athlete

Pro athlete Rd.com, the noun project

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.” 

Out of this world

Out of this world Rd.com, the noun project

“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.” 

Search engine of love

Search engine of love Rd.com, the noun project

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

One size fits all

One size fits all Rd.com, the noun project

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

First aid

First aid Rd.com, the noun project

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Conversation starter

Conversation starter Rd.com, the noun project

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?” 

Hot off the stove

Hot off the stove Rd.com, the noun project

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!” 

Let the sunshine in

Let the sunshine in Rd.com, the noun project

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

Memory problems

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“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

Originally Published on Readers Digest

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