1. Why so rude?!
2. Oops... Hello, darling, I thought you were coming home tomorrow.
3. Yuck... Wet kisses. Again!
4. I’ll just pretend I’m a toy... Good boy, Goldy.
5. Maybe we should let him sleep on his bed? Don’t be silly, Joe.
6. Someone, please teach him good manners before I forget mine.
7. This man is MINE!
8. You shall not pass, little devil.
9. It’s OK, buddy. Everything will be fine.
10. What? We’re just playing.
11. Help! He’s gonna kill me!
12. Isn’t my bed just gorgeous?
13. Daytime naps with your loved ones are the best.
14. Come on! You promised we’d play after lunch.
15. He-he...no one would dare to offend me.
16. Who told you the gym was a good idea?
17. Yeah, I missed you too... Stop it.
18. Mom! Call an exorcist!
19. Hey, I love you so much... Will you get me that tuna from the table?
20. Hey, lady! Keep calm, I’m just passing by!
Bonus: Shh... it’s OK, you can let it all out. Poor baby.
Have you ever witnessed how emotional cats and dogs can be around each other? Maybe you’ve got a hilarious furry couple at home? Share your stories in the comments!